I dreamed my husband told me he'd been in a car crash and was in a frozen ditch not visible
from the road near our house. I woke and called 911 who found him just twenty minutes later...
I walk on Martinique with Captain Picard of the starship Enterprise. He's here to see a dreamy boy...
As a boy on Martinique, Jean-Luc Picard wished for so much so hard, his angels have to work overtime...
I fall for a circus girl. Her brother is jealous, so all the dwarves show up with guns...
CAUTION: INCEST ISSUES
I'm an orphan shapeshifter enslaved by a gold-eating monster. But I meet a cat-girl with a hammer...
CAUTION: BAD FOSTER-DAD; CAPITALIST MONSTER; VIOLENCE (TO VENDING MACHINES)
I envy and resent a rich family's mansion so much I break in and sabotage their giant meat freezer...
CAUTION: HOSTILITY, ENVY, WASTE OF BAD FOOD
My parents invite me out to dinner, but there's a rattlesnake under the table,
and my mom chases it up my leg. I wake to find two holes in my knee...
Half-mad with fear, I massacre a cult, till my gun manifests stigmata: a gory miracle.
Then I'm a cultist, resisting the Voice of God pushing all us mortals to murder in His name.
I woke up haunted, and wondered for weeks what this was about... until the Waco Massacre.
CAUTION: CREEPY VIOLENCE, CREEPY GOD, CREEPY PREDICTION
A park in San Francisco has melted into a bizarre mutation-zone. Its guardian is a lonely elf-woman...
CAUTION: ELF NUDITY
Solve a pictographic riddle and you can fly, shapeshift, work magic!
But someone doesn't want us solving dream-riddles...
A feral mare will only let me ride her if I quit being
a Japanese diplomat and become... a Samurai!
The real Ambassador of Dreams was moonlighting, so I had to step in
and explain dreams to the waking world...
I glue cat-legs on my snaky friend, despite the scare talk
from Christians sure that snakes never change...
I'm in a hotel by the Great Salt Lake. Deer roam the halls and lap at the drinking fountain...
Thirsty deer invade the hall. Children play in the dunes encroaching on the city.
Will those ominous red clouds drop rain? Or sand?
My lover's face is shadowed and we are never alone together. Things slip from film-noir to open nightmare when...
CAUTION: SEX, DEATH, GUILT
Golfing in the basement with Giselle! But her ball goes through a Stargate
to land on a world where the water hazards are hazards...
I meet a wolf who invites me to join Dr Who's pack of sexy Ghost Wolves.
Just one catch nobody mentioned. To be a ghost, you have to...
CAUTION: FLIRTATIOUS WOLVES
In my ballet class, we were learning to leap. But I wanted to FLY. So I went outside alone...
A sexy comedian and her troubles down the drain.
A dream that turned out to be true six days later,
and again in a different way six YEARS later...
My lover's turned into a tiny living pull-toy, trapped ankle-deep in a wheeled platform. Can I free her?
I dream I'm being slandered by the leaders of a dream organization! Turns out it's quite true...
The terror of Navy breakfast, the joy of filterfeeding,
how to marry pudding, and a sniper lunch with kisses...
I'm swept off sea-rocks, as my scaly guardian watches calmly--letting me drown in the tears I shed...
CAUTION: DROWNING
An alien-heron-dino-woman left us her cape--or is it a cast-off skin? I put it on, for I was told I need
the hood to ward off some evil. My human head won't fit the narrow hood. But the owner's manual
says I don't need a shield, I'm immune! So skip the hood; wear the cape as a minidress...
I had this near-nightmare about climbing a DNA stair up to the sky, and stepping off...
CAUTION: NUDITY, INCEST ISSUES
An alien-heron-dino-woman left us her cape--or is it a cast-off skin? I put it on, for I was told I need
the hood to ward off some evil. My human head won't fit the narrow hood. But the owner's manual
says I don't need a shield, I'm immune! So skip the hood; wear the cape as a minidress...
I'm half Anglo, half Kwakiutl. My uncle the shaman died,
but he still wants to teach me his medicine...
Singing a Lennon love song on a planet of giant women provokes first wonder, then disbelief. Why?
Flu. Ow, cramps! But that night I dream of a miner's rebellion against our fat-cat boss. Which side am I on?
Advice from a successful writer of worstsellers to all you aspiring failures: unfame has its price...
A sexy encounter with two robotic girls hopping a night train outside Portland...
CAUTION: THREESOME
A gorgeous healer bursts through the wall to tell me "I used to weigh 500 pounds. It kept sex away! But..."
The feud between our magical families is getting ugly. Hawk-Head's dad throws boiling water on me, so I...
CAUTION: VIOLENCE
An old friend's awakening from anorexic asexuality. Puberty at 30? And wait a minute... is she me?
I find myself driving a speeding car down a freeway--in reverse. No, not reverse gear...
Led by a rebel demon into the heart of a Chinese mountain, should I wake the Sleepers in the Cave?
Well, Tarzan and Jane are living in suburbia now, but though Tarzan's given up so much, Jane complains...
I meet a man who's lived centuries on an all-cannibal diet. He has ethics, though: he sticks to roadkill! Except...
CAUTION: EEEUUGH!
We're interviewing new housemate-candidates. But one is my own Jungian Shadow...
Long ago he cut a deal with the cops. But town's grown, and one victim fights back. Our thief is outraged...
The panther in the Jungle Books was really female. I grew up with her cub...
by Wayan; 1993/8/4, a bizarre, epic dream on finding your way
I'm a mare hot to trot (and get laid) in the Big City, but my gay Star Trek friend's brain trauma
makes her a clueless alien with a bo(a)ring sexlife--until a sad swan enfolds her in love...
CAUTION: ALIEN POSSESSION, CARTOON PIG SEX, SMOKING SWANS
I'm a California Indian wandering through time, keeping
our secret of time-travel from reckless white guys...
Cultists must wear a burqa and confess their sins daily. So why's their beach such a pickup scene?
CAUTION: NUDITY UNDER FISHNETS
Bad puns link an ecological dream of a forest being murdered by inches, and a dental exam...
I was warned Wolf-Cats turn on people, but I still befriended one. Now I'm looking down its throat...
That day, I met a wildly neurotic therapist; that night, I met a woman forced to get discount
ob/gyn exams from her stingy husband's doctor buddy... can you say "boundary violation?"
CAUTION: SEXUAL HUMILIATION
1987/8/15, 1990/3/31 & 6/10, 1993/8/10, four dreams prompting Planetocopia
I dreamed I took a globe off its stand, drilled new poles, and put it back on tilted, so that
most continents are greener; Tokyo, Alaska and Tierra del Fuego are now all tropical...
Over a decade later, dreams forgotten, I start what I think is a nondream art project, by tilting...
Stayed up late, painting foreshortening. Then I saw a scene in color, motion, 3D, and knew
I had to be dreaming: I was visualizing too clearly, THINKING too clearly, to be awake...
CAUTION: NUDITY
In the far future, I relive Odysseus' tale. To save my life I must give up realistic hope, and focus on...
CAUTION: CANNIBAL MONSTERS
Dream-journal pages, Tarot's four Page cards, getting paged,and
a girl named Page--all warn me I lie to myself about what I want...
Two friends send energy through me, transforming me. Now that
my legs are detachable, I can sit comfortably on my eggs...
While my body expels a kidney stone, weird scenes happen on the astral plane. At least I get to dip the pope.
CAUTION: PAIN, PEE, POPE
I dream Edward Abbey shows me a secret grove of telepath trees.
That night, in my dreams inside my dream, they meet me...
I learn to fly, but keep it quiet. Yet aliens still find out, and tell me a truth I didn't want to know...
After I visit the crystalline people, a young diamond-wizard
stalks me all the way to my home in the Meat World, and says...
It's nice hearing everyone praise my sex crimes, but I need to pull the dog from the golden horn...
CAUTION: SEX, LANGUAGE (OBVIOUSLY), GENERAL WEIRDNESS
Plato never did say what shed the light that cast those shadows on his cave wall. I find out.
CAUTION: CUT-RATE APOCALYPSE
On my way to a wedding, I dream I'm in a war. I liberate a camp of prisoners. But one man's so injured
he can't be moved. We have to leave him behind. My rescue of his fellows has effectively killed him...
CAUTION: GUILT AND LIFE-QUESTIONING
A dream-lecturer says Shadows aren't just what we hate or fear, but what we admire yet see as "not us"...
CAUTION: IDEAS
I find the feminist principle "the personal is political" leads to some alarming consequences for privacy...
CAUTION: POLITICS
My therapist has no fingers. A fingerless man intrudes on my session, and they use up my hour talking...
A fictional niece acting sexy in a shirt, plus... water balloons? I woke, and a friend told me HER dream...
CAUTION: DREAM INCEST, KIDS WITH GUNS, GENERAL WEIRDNESS
My therapist changes into a good ol' boy? I can handle that. But that State Board of Kibitzers behind him...
I dream I've carried a photo with me 17 years, but now... I BAKE it. The next day, I meet...
I wake to find I'm a museum exhibit 15,000 years from now--a primitive man...
I crash my car on the way to therapy. I ask my dream why. And it tells me! Deliberate, but not suicidal...
I meet my own mistrust: an angel who can't trust ME! So she turns me into a football-playing ant...
Round the ring of twelve worlds and their twelve gods, seeking one god who's giving me grief...
I'm warily crossing an avalanche chute in winter, when my worst fear happens. Then the slide speaks up...
I'm a schoolkid in the future who finds an ancient book the censors somehow missed...
I'm an android struggling to raise a boy genius. But even human moms of prodigies share my problems!
Hypnotherapy is hopeless with these blind architects flopping all over the cafe, but my flying has improved...
I froze in dance class when I followed anyone else's script. Was it fear? A dragon inside said no...
When girls get their clits cut, even the UN takes notice. But mutilate boy genitals, and... big yawn!
CAUTION: TALK ABOUT SEX AND VIOLENCE--BUT HEY, IT'S ONLY BOYS
A precognitive dream about levitating snake girls, raccoons, and lunar eclipses.
CAUTION: MY SNAKE BREASTS
Who's the demon? Mom, the Dragon, the Smiler, the Rubber Ax Murderer, the Doll Princess or the Tiger?...
CAUTION: VIOLENCE
A gengineered singer (born a cow, became a horse, then a shark, now a sexy Mare Chanteuse)
solves a mystery that stumped even Mr. Spock. Next day, I see a film--a mystery solved by a...
I'm Joe Leaphorn, in (of all places for a Navaho detective) a coven in San Francisco watching a creamy...
We're orphans learning to fly by night, when others can't see and define us...
My lesbian twin, who lives in the unemployment line, falls in love with a pushy moose from Brooklyn...
CAUTION: INEPT SEX
I asked my dreams why my back hurt. They told me: pregnancy, marsupial pouches, snapping turtles...
I was a pregnant dancer on the Fertility Goddess's new TV show, but I was mad at her...
I'm in an apartment co-op in Silicon Valley where people share their skills--till rush hour begins...
I always thought learning no one's out to get me would be a
good thing. But No One turns out to be a deadly opponent...
At Sea-Dragon State Park, I climbed down to the sea serpent's dressing room after the show, and found...
CAUTION: MERMAID BREASTS
If you sense auras, every singles event feels like a scene from Halloween Hell...
CAUTION: HORNY MONSTERS
Someone is giving birth, and we're panicky. Fortunately, the Postal Service has
issued stamps with helpful advice like "Stay Calm" and "Boil Water"...
A guardian angel who's a sort of kindly, sacred succubus...
CAUTION: SEX
I was anorexic for years; I only mastered it when I saw it was a hunger for the spirit world...
In our marshlands, tides, birds, dogs come and go; but must our friends and lovers, too?
CAUTION: AIDS DEATHS
This started as an exercise in dramatic figure-drawing and shifted round into an exorcise in guilt...
CAUTION: NUDITY, SEXUAL CONFESSIONS
Sexual beauty scares me--how I'm affected--how vulnerable I am. An irresistable pheromone...
CAUTION: SEXUAL THEME
I'm single and feeling shy. So I asked my dreams for an image of my true love, and got...
CAUTION: SEX
I squabble with my body so much! But now & then, in orgasm, we dissolve into stars and become...
CAUTION: SEX POETRY
I led a blind man through a vast art museum underground. But guiding him, I too was blind to the beauty...