A shy woman's belt slowly comes alive, but like most snakes, it has weak eyes. Would glasses help?...
I met a god. Unmistakably a god. The Builder, hard at work--making Utopia, by hand.
Non-dream centaur ballerinas invade my dreams, because they long to be in the World Dream Bank...
CAUTION: BARBIE CENTAUR NUDITY, CASTING-COUCH OVERTONES
An identity earthquake that just wouldn't stop. I transform half a dozen times, and so does everyone else...
Tarot with Dolly Parton. But I piss her off. "Men! You think I'm dumb, cuz of my tits!" She fixes THAT...
CAUTION: STUPID BREAST HUMOR BUT AT LEAST IT'S NOT GRUESOME
I urge a cafe to host a talented Tarot reader with an amazing aura, but the owner says
"Anyone can be psychic with practice." Oh? Can practice make you Einstein, too?
A pig led me off my path to meet a lady. I told her my true name, and felt something shift...
Tarot cards fuse and meanings layer, to warn me I've similarly (con)fused>
real and trance-induced memories during therapy...
CAUTION: ABUSE ISSUES
The terror of Navy breakfast, the joy of filterfeeding,
how to marry pudding, and a sniper lunch with kisses...
Anna trusts to luck, but her mentor urges her to plan--"Think it out!" And what are these cards?
Dream-journal pages, Tarot's four Page cards, getting paged,and
a girl named Page--all warn me I lie to myself about what I want...
A raven summons a levitating mirror that shows her face as a human, and
tries out moods & expressions based on Tarot cards plucked from a tree...
The Inner Theater. I'm duelling someone who keeps changing the rules. But so can I... can we make a deal?
A joyful song about ignoring your critics. The last stanza came verbatim from the dream...
My sister and I are playing cards in the air high over Lake Tahoe.
The stakes? The world. But we both cheat...
The traditional figure is blindfolded, holding two crossed swords. I used crossed TV antennae...
Three friends in a garden pledge loyalty forever with a toast of the wine of the heart...
Floating in tears, have you noticed the other cups behind you, unspilled?
Giving up a wall of material treasure for the moonlit path...
The card confirming those silly fears are true. The nightmare is real. You're in trouble...
The card of excessive self-denial, whether compulsive or artistic or spiritual...
The card of building your dream no matter what. I dreamed I met the Primal Builder...
The card of fertility--and the pangs and effort of starting a new thing...
Mind and body integrated. S/he can hold up even the world-serpent that the gods couldn't lift...
CAUTION: ANDROGYNOUS CENTAUR BREASTS
The card of big messes, confused beginnings--and fertilization...
When the Birth card's reversed, the child clings to the womb like a burrow in a green meadow.
The card of force sparingly needed. The Knight says, "Sometimes ya gotta bust a few heads..."
The card of caring, caregiving, and compassion...
When the card CARING comes up reversed, you get this crucified guy floating over your bed...
The sea-captain, baby bottle in hand... The card of the warm man, the nurturer...
So you die, and to your secular surprise, your soul metamorphoses into...
It's time to tackle that unpleasant task. But so what? You know how. And you have gloves...
Some folks are dogs, bullying underlings, fawning on superiors. But when the Wizard's a Humbug...
Earth is never shown from its axis. Polarly, it's a vast wheel, the real Wheel of Fortune...
Using the mind's blade humbly, minding ideas and people, clarity's disciple may not see her full power...
Humor's one of the big emotions--laughter's as loud and uncontrollable as crying or orgasm...
Hokule'a, the "Star of Gladness", guided Polynesians across thousands of miles of ocean...
Jupiter's massive presence tugs its moons to geologic life. Just being exerts a power and a pull...
The card of driven leaders. It's so refreshing to hear someone honest and passionate. Right? Well...
The card of love. I'm not sure what genders the lovers are, but no matter...
Jung said most people let one aspect of life dominate them. The Mage balances them...
When you scheme too hard you can end up "amazed": lost in the maze of alternatives...
True teachers and leaders do exist, with vision enough to make seeds (and people) sprout...
Deep in the strata inside you, gems lie waiting in the dark for this child to dig them free...
Time, tide, cycles. In the full phase, life brims over. Time for passion & action...
Time, tide, cycles... At ebb, the hourglass drains, the tide recedes, life hides in the cracks...
That moment when you recognize a kindred spirit, and realize he or she feels that way too...
Groundless fears slow you to a crawl, testing every step of a clear, safe path...
The knight of creative fire who takes over when you've mastered technique and can let go...
I dream I'm giving a friend a Tarot reading, and the card she picks for herself is one I've never seen:
You get to fill one tray. Guns sex jewels pot hamburgers TV God power thrills love? Choose!
The card of revolution! The old towers of strength come down, not via war but obsolescence...
The card of intuition, dreams--and asking. She knows all the secrets. And might just tell you, if...
How rare it is to meet the Outstanding whose thinking, sensing, feeling and intuition all work...
This grumpy little greenish Scotsman rode a 'sulky', a one-man buggy, pulled by
a playful black mare. I worried her clowning was a safety valve leaving her unfree...
A wild, happy, homicidal dragon who forced me to fight it midair over Lake Tahoe...
Find your strength in dreams: facing (and befriending) what you've feared, or fought...
The card of fatigue and rest. Tarot's so primal--never a dull moment. Well, take a break...
Having (or living with) a sharp mind is like living with a unicorn. That horn can kill or heal...
I dreamed I was the Spirit of Mexico: a winged coyote flying around Sonora howling at the moon...
The Well of Emotion, guarded by the Black Unicorn, the shadow of all the feelings you deny...
I'm the new manager of the watermelon mine. And to free the trapped minors--
oops, miners!--I have to plan. So I cover the floor with My Little Pony post-its...
CAUTION: CARTOON NUDITY
The world needs Zen cards, to balance out the Tarot.
So here's my Zen pack--all one of them. One too many.