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Lonely No More!

2000/3/27, undream mixed-media sculpture, 20" tall, by Chris Wayan

Behold the Dating Fairy, built on lonely evenings waiting for her to call me back--whoever "her" was that week.

The Dating Fairy, on her heart-shaped box of 'Lonely No More' Valentine candy, her singles-ad wings spread. Her AOL CD-ROM tutu hides her vaginal modem.

Her ingredients label on the side of the candybox says it all: "Condom halo, taped Leo Buscaglia love-lecture hair, childhood marble eyes, San Francisco Bay Guardian singles-ad wings, cable TV nipple, CD-ROM (free AOL chats for a month!) tutu, modular vaginal Internet modem port, Valentine's Day candybox pedestal (plywood and bristol board) with Vonnegut slogan icing, organic produce twisties for bones, aluminum foil cartilage, papier-mache muscles, acrylic skin, and, of course, as many long, high-quality screws as possible." Close-up of the Dating Fairy with her singles-ad wings promising 'Real Love', or at least 'Escorts'. We guarantee you'll be Lonely No More.

Close-up of the Dating Fairy with her singles-ad wings promising 'Real Love', or at least 'Escorts'. We guarantee you'll be Lonely No More.

Extreme close-up from side of the Dating Fairy showing her singles-ad wings promising 'Real Love', or at least 'Escorts'. Vaginal modem port is discreetly hidden, but her cable-TV nipple is conveniently accessible. We guarantee you'll be Lonely No More.

Her wing-ads say:

REAL LOVE

I believe I can find you

Brains required, beauty desired

Why not?

Special friend

Beautiful green eyes

Where are the Francophone dykes?

Discouraged

My bi daughter is encouraging

Xena type wanted

Looking for one crazy love

Spirited Tigress

Angelic blonde beauty

Sexy black beauty

Sweet Hawaiian Pineapple

"Tit"allating

Real woman for real man

Take a classy approach

No sex! No drugs!

Sugar and spice

Extraordinary, ordinary woman

I like Salvador Dali

And so on, world without end.

So trust the Dating Fairy and hook up today!

We guarantee you'll be, as Kurt Vonnegut promised us...

"Lonely No More!"

The Dating Fairy, a sculpture by Chris Wayan; facing right. Vaginal modem port is discreetly hidden, but her cable-TV nipple is conveniently accessible. We guarantee you'll be Lonely No More.

The Dating Fairy, a sculpture by Chris Wayan; facing left. Vaginal modem port is discreetly hidden, but her cable-TV nipple is conveniently accessible. We guarantee you'll be Lonely No More.

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