Two cows trade puns. Not bad ones, I guess, as cow puns go.

A friend and I are transporting the head bull of their herd, in a truck. He's a sweet-tempered buffalo, but he smells unbelievably bad. My friend explains it's a social signal: special glands in his skin generate this rank smell to indicate... well... "rank." That's where the word COMES from. High-ranking officials always reek, by definition.

Well, you did click on cow puns. Now you know better.

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