The Cendancers
by Chris Wayan, 2011-16
From 2011 to 2014, I sculpted a large dance-troupe of centauroid figurines, mostly out of chopped/fused Barbie dolls. A lot of Barbie art is basically assemblage (3D collage) or just staged dioramas, but I wanted sculpture. I took a week per figure, and tried to make them unearthly, elegant...real.
Why Barbie? Why centaurs? Why dancers?
To let Barbie stand on her own. As a rolemodel or body image, Barbie's so footbound she's a pushover! Not just socially problematic--sculpturally, too. So I challenged myself to build a Barbie who CAN stand up for herself, in every sense. So I needed Barbies with more feet. Centaurs!
Why dancers? I took years of ballet, jazz and modern dance before my joints got too sore (probably from Lyme, not dance). Dance is a strange art, fusing sexuality, emotional expression and intellectual artifice, from the earthiest feelings to the most spiritual--in the same piece, occasionally in the same moment. I wanted to dance again, and choreograph my own pieces, and this was a way to do it.
Spira in Microgravities |
Sidera in The Green Sun |
Bergia Mount me Outdoors |
The Seven Pillars of Cendancers
Archa of Cheirin in Dyeing for Freedom as staged on Tiao |
Barbie Biases
Ken in Red Hot Desert
Fusing a real & bogus Ken to make a male centaur took drastic surgery, design compromise and TWC (no, not Tender Wuvving Care. Tedious Weenie Construction.)
Bergia, busty | Flora, muscular | Shya, delicate |
Fuchsia in Floral Dream |
Oh, well!
Personal Biases
Suplica in The Balance of Dark and Light |
The Cendancers are my testimony that femme is just as brave and funny and hot.
Centaur Barbiesdolls, acrylic, nails, epoxy | Aifelle in The Coming Dark | Archa | Ariel in Coral Dream | Bergia in Rain is Sky-Grass | Dlana in Snuggle Up... | ||
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Filia in Kelp Gets me Wet | Flora in I Built Mtns | Frizia | Fuchsia | Kentaur in Red Hot Desert | Lia | Lina in O Wanderer | Lotora in Ruby as big as... |
Nila | Proni in Mirrormate | Shya | Sidera | Spira in Microgravities | Storia in News from Tasa, Probably | Suplica in Balance of Light &... | Zara |
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Centaurs (Pre-Barbie)acrylic, Fimo, Paperclay, wood, wire | Parda auditioning | Dzoa in As Leaves Turn | Pina in Moonrise | Riraa | Hashi | ||
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Chimera Barbiesleftover doll bits, found objects | Bulba | Octana | Pelva | Tenta | Tiara | Trifida |
The chart and the bios below aren't comprehensive. For a dancer's full photoset, see the art gallery under her name.
Aifelle is a gracile (lightly built) cendancer. She's named for the Eiffel Tower, which she resembles when she raises one arm, foreleg and hindleg together into a radio-tower shape no human dancer can match.
Aifelle in I Dream of Skea | Aifelle in I Dreamed I Made Love to the Stars |
Aifelle was built from two Latina Barbies, two of the few dolls I bought new. Because they're recent, they're more anatomically realistic than older Barbies (still skinny and leggy of course); they have a swayback that makes it easy to build the joint where the dolls join to form a centaur. A second dancer, Shya, has Latina Barbie hindquarters.
Aifelle's coat is zebra-striped, a pattern (according to Science News) that fails to confuse large predators but does confuse small ones--flies! So they're a good indicator she's from somewhere hot and buzzy. Her lean build, ideal for heat dispersal, also suggests she's from a hot region, probably savanna or desert.
Aifelle in The Coming Dark | Aifelle in Beauty from the Plain |
Cendancers vary quite a lot in breast size and number; Aifelle has eight small breasts, a humanoid upper pair and a smaller lower pair on both her thorax (foretorso) and main torso. It's doubtful that cendancers have any more multiple births than humans, so most of these are unlikely ever to be needed for milk. On the other hand, having all those extra erogenous zones must be fun. Evolution isn't always about practicality. Why do male humans have nipples at all?
Aifelle in I Dreamed I Made Love to the Stars | Aifelle: portrait | Aifelle in I Dreamed I Made Love to the Stars |
Archa is a cendancer whose name derives from her arched back, a pose extreme even among centaurs with their natural ninety-degree curve.
Archa in Diamonds are a Girl's Best Fur | Archa in Dyeing for Freedom | Archa in Diamonds |
Archa's harlequin dye-job |
Archa is more substantially built than Aiffelle--taller, more muscular, bustier, and a big shaggier. She probably comes from a cooler climate.
Like Aifelle, she has eight breasts, though most aren't large.
I suppose it's also obvious that the harlequin diamond-pattern in her fur is dye, not natural. Cendancers commonly dye their coats, and patterns this bold aren't rare. I suspect the cream color is at least close to her natural coat; it may be the white/platinum of her hair/mane/tail.
While I've called the dancers centauroid, not all are especially equine. Many resemble other Earth mammals rather more than horses. I'd guess Archa to be, if anything, canine. That brown button nose...
You'll have noticed that she's nude--cendancers don't like clothes, coverings, harness or packs--burdens make them itchy. It's one reason they dye and paint themselves so often; they're lighter ways of achieving variety. This means that nudity alone has no sexual connotation, as it does among humans. Flirtation, showing and sexual attraction are shown through body language. Archa's poses may look to us as blatant as a pole dancer's, but how do they read to her own people? As definitely sexy/flirtatious, but not shocking or offensive.
Archa backstage stretching | Archa flirting | Aifelle backstage stretching |
Admittedly, it takes a lot to shock a centaur.
ARIEL
Ariel was one of the first dancers built, and her details, especially paws and hands, are rougher than later sculptures. She is, as her name and flaming red hair suggest, built from an Ariel-the-Little-Mermaid Barbie, a weird crossover doll I found at a yard sale. Ariel the mermaid wanted legs but they hurt and she had balance problems (well, and unrequited-love problems too, but plastic surgery can't fix that). Ariel the doll had two healthy legs, but still had a balance problem--all Barbies do. I thought I'd help her out.
So now Ariel has four strong legs and no balance problem. From crippled on land to a dancer.
Ariel in I Dreamed I Sailed with Coral |
Ariel in The Saga of Settlement |
Ariel's one of very few Barbie cendancers where all the hair, head/mane and tail, came from the one doll. Usually I had to match two hair colors as closely as I could... but here there was no way. Luckily, that lurid red hair was long. Enough for both ends.
Ariel has forebreasts only. Or, possibly, other small breasts hidden entirely in that rough shaggy coat. She's more wolflike than equine. Or red fox, I guess, based on her coloration. Or fire engine. One of those mammals.
Ariel's big nocturnal eyes | Ariel in The Green Sun | Ariel in The Saga of Settlement |
Her huge eyes, even bigger than the average Barbie's already big eyes, suggest that Ariel's subspecies is nocturnal. This plus her thick coat make me suspect she's from a region with long dark winters and/or dense dark forests. In deep shadows, blue dusk or moonlight, that red would look black. Deepsea fish use this camouflage technique; why not Barbie lifeforms?
Bergia in Rain is Sky-Grass |
Bergia in Mount me Outdoors |
Bergia's name comes, of course, from her high kick--very much in the style of the Folies Bergère in Paris a century ago.
Only because she's a centaur can she kick like this and not fall over. How do those humans do it?
Bergia was built from two antique Barbies from the 1960s--real Marilyn Monroe types. Modern Barbies aren't realistic, but the old ones were extreme. Huge breasts, wasp waist, football-player shoulders, and thick short neck like some Barbie-faced Marine.
This, in the sixties, was apparently Mattel's conception of femme.
But one doll had a swivel built into the waist, allowing her torso to twist in a way modern Barbies can't. It gave her a round waist looking more robotic than human. Sixties fashion didn't bare the navel much--hey, America wasn't tropical back then--so Mattel didn't care.
I took advantage of her swivel waist, letting her torso really twist. Centaur with an extra hinge! Good thing Bergia has a rather shaggy coat that hides that swivel-hinge. Her stock busty frame suggested she'd be from a cooler-weather region (bulk up to stay warm!), so it seemed plausible to make her a bit shaggier than average.
Bergia in Rain is Sky-Grass |
Bergia in Mount me Outdoors |
In an effort to sleeken up Bergia's football look, I gave her a pelt with longitudinal streaks modeled on some species of deer and antelope. Lengthwise stripes are supposed to slenderize, right?
On Kakalea, the world I eventually built for the Barbie cendancers, Bergia seems to have been much wanted as an ensemble player, showing up in many group scenes; she always can be counted on to add a certain, well, kick.
Bergia in The Triangle | Bergia in Soul, Lift your Tail & Kick |
Dlana's working title as I built her was Poodlana, and that name says it all. A poodletaur! She was built of one Barbie and one Barbielike knockoff--a big-eyed knockoff with an immense 'fro of platinum curls. Like Ariel and Fuchsia, Dlana is one of the only cendancers whose head and tail are from the same doll-hair. But Dlana goes further than head and tail--she sports, as poodles do, more fluffy balls and poufs at her shoulders, forehips and hind-hips.
Dlana in Three Soul-Mirrors | Dlana in Circumsia Expedition | Dlana in Snuggle up Against that Kitan Wind |
All that hair makes me think Dlana is a cool-weather breed of 'taur. On the world I've built for the Barbie cendancers, Kakalea, she shows up only in dioramas set in temperate and subpolar regions.
My guess is that Dlana untrimmed might be one big ball of pouf. Only her hairdresser knows for sure.
Dlana in The Forest's My Divan | Dlana: portrait | Dlana offstage: back-poufs |
I don't know what else to say. Others may find Dlana's oversize eyes alarming, but I'm charmed. C'mon. How many poodles have charisma?
Filia is a pun, named both for the Greek root philia "liking" (as in zoophilia or pedophilia), and for 'filly', a female foal. Filia is small (based on two undersized Barbie knockoff dolls) and appears juvenile or early adolescent.
But looks can deceive. The Barbie centauroids' home world, Kakalea, is a diverse place. Filia is from a country with dense forest and brush; her people run small, down to little more than a meter tall, like our Ituri Forest folk. Filia, at 120 cm (about 4' tall), may yet grow a bit, but is nearly as tall as she's going to get. The photo of her next to Shya, who is tall but not extraordinarily so, gives you an idea of Filia's stature. Or lack thereof.
Filia in Kelp Gets Me Wet! | Filia in Sian Expedition homecoming | Filia & Shya in Kelp Gets Me Wet |
The 'philia side of Filia is evident in the photos too. Cendancers are sexually more casual than humans, since pregnancy and birth are much easier/safer. But Filia likes everyone. Big, small, boys, girls, centaurs, chimeras... Filia dives right in.
Filia & Lotora in We Leek Fish | Filia & Tenta in The Little Shoremaid | Filia & Octana exchange love-tokens |
Flora is not a particularly floral person; her name's derived from floor. After building so many centauroid dancers doing ballet, I wanted to try one doing floor work. So for Flora I relaxed my rule about standing up. She can do all sorts of interesting angular stretches, with three-point balances using arms as well as legs.
Flora in I Dreamed I Built Mountains | Flora in Austerity, or, Chevalurian Spring |
But to my surprise, all the portraits of Flora on Kakalea, the Barbie cendancers' home world, involve quite different poses--dramatic kicks skyward, or centauroid equivalents of arabesques en point, where one or two of the support points aren't on the floor at all, but on the backdrop, as in Crimson Bay or I Dreamed I Built Mountains.
Flora kicks a horsefly in Circumsia | Flora in Crimson Bay |
This wasn't planned, it just happened. Here are a couple of the early backstage stretches--less dramatic, I admit. But, as you dancers know, the foundation of the fancier stuff.
Flora stretching before a show | Flora stretching backstage |
Frizia's name derived from her frizzy hair and tail. She seems adventurous, showing up all over the Barbie Cendancers' home world, from the edge of the ice cap to tropical rainforest.
Frizia in Kissing Pale Lips | Frizia in Tundra | Frizia in Rafting the Frdai |
My apologies for the relative shortage of pictures here. Frizia's harder than usual to photograph. Her coat is dark but glossy, creating glare in full sun; only soft light reveals her complex coat pattern. For Frizia's portraits, I had to wait for days with fog--that diffuse light was the only light that worked at all.
Frizia in I Married Too Many Rainbows | Frizia, portrait |
Fuchsia's name derives from her luridly dyed hair and tail, not the flowers painted on her short smooth coat--they really don't resemble fuchsias. Fuchsia's all about artifice--many of the centaurs' pelts have natural spots, stripes, or countershading; but Fuchsia's decorated herself so much it's hard to tell what her natural coat would be. Palomino or tan, perhaps, lightening to cream on her breast and belly, with dark brown socks and gloves like a Siamese cat. And Fuchsia does seem a little feline.
Fuchsia in I Made the Sun Come | Fuchsia in A River Named Desire | Fuchsia in I Made the Sun Come |
Fuchsia was a thrift store find, one I snapped up instantly. Why? Barbies have big hair, but very few dolls have hair long enough for both a centauroid head/mane and a tail. Fuchsia's mane wasn't just a unique hue, it was long enough for both ends! That was lucky. Barbie hair resists dye, so coloring a pink/magenta tail to match would be hard.
Fuchsia in Floral Dream | Fuchsia: close-up | Fuchsia in Floral Dream |
Despite her My Little Pony colors (or perhaps because of them) Fuchsia has the sly seductiveness of the German fetish doll Lilli, which inspired Ruth Handler to design Barbie in the first place. I have great affection for Fuchsia and consider her one of the most successful sculptures in the troupe.
Fuchsia in Floral Dream | Fuchsia & Bergia in Soul, Lift your Tail & Kick |
Kentaur's name was inevitable.
There's a reason there's a herd of Barbies here and only one Ken: I never found a single used Ken here in San Franciscos's thrift stores! He's all snapped up by gay/fetish sculptors, I guess--at least, based on all the Barbie art shows I've seen. And I'm at a sculptural disadvantage here! To express your profound artistic vision of Ken in a corset, Ken in heels, Ken with a whip in a dungeon, you only have to score one doll. But it takes two to centaur!
Ken in Red Hot Desert | Ken in Felled by Rain |
The troupe's lone "Kentaur" was built from one genuine Ken a friend found and gave me, fused with a musclebound broken Ken knockoff (non-Mattel) scrounged from a Misson flea market. Fusing them took drastic surgery, design compromise and TWC (no, not Tender Loving Care. Tedious Weenie Construction).
Speaking of which... most viewers assume Kentaur has a huge erection and figures the cendancers' world, Kakalea, is a porn site. In fact, Kentaur's not horny here. Believe me, you'd know. Not big as a horse, but big. What's going on is that Kakalean males have a spur of cartilage supporting the penis so it doesn't dangle and flop when galloping (lots of Earth mammals have such structures in bone or cartilage; poor old humans, instead, got rigid... ears? What the hell use are ears you can't aim? This is why I'm skeptical of both Intelligent Design and Natural Selection; humans clearly had a Stupid Designer); so Ken's un-erect state is much like a human erection. Of course in some of these poses Ken is still showing off. Kakaleans have as much imagination as Terrans.
Kern stretching backstage | Kern stretching backstage |
I don't much regret the lack of kin for Ken (sorry). He's so stony and fashion-modely--more an accessory for Barbie than her equal. True of his humanoid ancestor doll too, right? But though Kentaur may not have much range as a character--one sultry Vogue stare--he does play well with others.
Ken in The Triangle | Ken with Zara in Summer Savanna | Ken in The Triangle |
Lia's name derives from the Chinese word lì, to stand up. Lia was the first of these dancers built to challenge that law of nature, Barbies fall over!--the first experiment to see if a centauroid Barbie could stand up at all. So her pose was cautious--a dancer between gestures, just being herself.
Lia in Morla's Fish Rule | Lia's violet eyes | Lia in It's Hot but I'm Hotter |
A solid success I think. She's a solid girl, too. Big-boned and shaggy-coated. I suspect she's from a cool climate where you need fur like that.
Lia It's Hot but... | Lia & Sidera in The News from Bako, Probably | Lia in The Green Sun |
Lina's name derives from lean. But not the adjective, though she is lean, especially compared to her shaggy big sister Lia, above. The verb. Lina leans. She's the first Cendancer I dared to try balancing on just three points. I feared she just wouldn't be stable with her torso in dynamic motion. I know, lots of statues pose figures in motion, on a single foot even... but they nearly always have a wide, heavy base firmly attached--essentially a gigantic foot. Lina, like her Barbie ancestors, is freestanding; she has to balance on her own as living creatures do.
I'm surprised she succeeds. But then why don't humans fall over?
Lina in O Wanderer, Stride On! | Lina: portrait | Lina in Flowers of the Tundra |
Lina's in a hurry, restless, and it shows. A great walker. Barbie centaurs surely evolved on a world with a lot of savanna, where nomadism was necessary. Always head for rain! But later in history, supposedly civilized... will their legs really lose the urge to run for the horizon? And with twice as many legs voting... how's that Aussie ballad go?
We'll wander over valleys and we'll gallop over plains For we'd scorn to live in slavery bound down by iron chains |
Lina in Rim of the World | Lina in Scent of my Rose | Lina in Stride On! |
Lotora's name derives from the masked, striped species she's a tribute to: the raccoons, Procyon lotor. Being self-aware, and a Barbie, Lotora has of course too much of a conscience to be what the Latin lotor means--thief--but, as a dwarf told Bilbo Baggins "You can say expert treasure-hunter instead of burglar if you like." Lotora dances roles of striving, scheming (maybe too hard), seeking (and on occasion, finding).
Lotora & Filia in We Leek Fish | Lotora in Snatch the Moon! | Lotora in Lord of the Flies |
Lotora is hard to photograph: her dark stripes and raccoon mask don't show up well. And her complex pose, with a hindleg kicking forward, is hard for humans to visualize from a flat image. She's vivider in person--seen in three dimensions, her anatomy and pose are instantly clear.
Lotora in Snatch the Moon! | Lotora in Ruby the Size of my Heart |
Nila's name does not derive from the Nile (despite those rather Egyptian black bangs) but from kneel. I was curious how this might work with a flexible centauroid dancer. Nila seems to be ceremonial solemn and humble at one end, while the other is strutting, flaunting and free.
Nila in Fall Moon Rising | Nila in Licking this Love Problem | Nila in Too Many Rainbows |
The bend inherent in centauroid anatomy between thorax or front torso and hind torso is, at rest, a right angle, but just as with humans this joint can flex a good 90°. Nila demonstrates this--only a human contortionist could back-bend this much, but for a Barbie cendancer this is comfortable.
Nila in Too Many Rainbows | Nila, close-up | Nila in The Black Fan |
Nila is another cendancer who's not really based on any equine model. If anything, her face suggests some feline ancestry. Cattaur!
Barbie embraces diversity.
Nila dances The Black Fan |
Proni's name derives, of course, from her pose: prone, lying on one's stomach. She was intended as a demonstration that the primordial centaurian spinal curve can straighten out. Centaurs don't have to be L-shaped.
Proni in Ancestral Grandeur | Proni in Mirrormate, or, Drowning in a Pool of Light |
Proni's coloration isn't equine at all, but feline, inspired by the cloud leopard of the Himalaya.
Proni in Findings of the Circumsia Expedition | Proni full length in The Green Sun |
Proni's another one of those dancers who seems very calm and demure at one end while telling another story at the other.
Proni, close-up | Proni in The Green Sun |
Shya's name derives from her fore-emotion. Her front end acts shy... leaning back, hiding in her hair, crossing her arms over her forecrotch.
Meanwhile, though, her hindquarters are telling a different story--excitedly raising her tail and spreading her legs.
Humans, too, often try to keep a cool front when we're turned on--hiding our interest not just from others but sometimes from ourselves. Cendancers may be less prone to such self-delusions. With a busy tail flagging your feelings for all to see, it's harder to fool anyone. Including you.
Shya, wanton, hind | Shya, modest, fore | Shya in Summer Heat |
Shya was built from two modern, skinny Barbies. As a result, even though she's quite tall, she looks adolescent. While her legs were way more anatomically realistic than ancient Barbies, their range of motion was limited, and to my surprise that translated directly into a limited range of emotion in the finished sculpture. A great pose, but her only pose.
Shya in Blush of Time | Shya, floorwork; she just can't ease that foremodesty! | Shya in Rose of the Quilted Plain |
Shya does, however, play well with others...
Shya, Ken & Bergia in The Triangle | Filia & Shya in Kelp Gets Me Wet | Shya in The Triangle |
SIdera's name derives not from Latin sidereal, "pertaining to the stars", but from side. She was one of the first dancers built not in a standing pose but to do floor stretches, leaning on one arm; an attempt at relative naturalism and intimacy, not the formal ballet poses most strive for.
Sidera in The Green Sun | Lia & Sidera in The News from Bako | Sidera in Hidden Succulence |
Given that I didn't expect Sidera to stand up like the other Barbies, I was startled to discover she could balance in a huge number of positions. The photos here are only a sampling.
Sidera in The Cave of Purple Folds, or, You'll Be Sari |
Many of the dances Sidera's shown here in have yet to be finished or even titled; these are only rehearsals.
Sidera in x | Sidera stretching backstage | Sidera in x |
Spira's name derives from her posture, a twisting spiral leap. Given how extreme it is, I assumed there would be very few other poses Spira would be stable in. Wrong, wrong, wrong! Here are just seven of the thirteen balanced orientations I found--the most of any cendancer.
The incomparable Spira, in Microgravities, as staged in Port Kori, Toresha (NW Iba) on Kakalea | ||
Storia's name derives from her penchant for storytelling. At least in front she's deep in narrative. On Kakalea, home of the Barbie centaurs, I think she'll be a bard--a combination of singer, comedian, storyteller and newscaster.
Her back end, though, is clearly excited by something or someone other than narrative.
Storia, satirical newsgirl, in The Mail from Tasa, Probably as performed in Port Blue, Kera |
Storia's mixed message is because she's a fusion of two very different dolls. Her forequarters are a Barbie with high-end knee joints allowing more than the usual 60° or 75° maximum Barbie bend. I couldn't pass up the chance to have a cendancer who can truly kneel. Well, forekneel. For Storia's hindquarters were a Barbie with no knee joints at all--straight legs mandatory!--but unusually flexible hip joints, making her rolling hips and spread legs possible, lowering her back end enough to connect with her front.
Storia was my attempt to fuse these very different built-in stances, and the emotions they express, into one unified if complex character.
Or possibly just to say that being onstage gets some of us hot.
Storia in Feel my Basket | Storia in The Manifold: a Matherotical Ballet |
I never can be sure what my unconscious wants to say until it's spoken. Like any reviewer, I guess at my own meaning after the fact of creation. "Don't trust the artist. Trust the art."
The Manifold has Storia turned on by even more abstract ideas--a mathematical manifold. A human might stare at a rotating model of it onscreen; Storia sculpts it, touches it, can't keep her hands off it. Or other body parts.
Storia dances her composition The Manifold: a Matherotical Ballet in Port Kuri, west Ata, Kakalea | ||
Storia's basic stance is a little like Nila above, but what a difference in mood! Blonde, slightly goofy enthusiasm versus a black-cat sphinx, all sly control.
Suplica's name derives from her prayerlike stance. But Suplica seems more celebratory than entreating, more joyful than humble. Fine with me!
Suplica backstage | Suplica sings Lift Us Into Rain | Suplica in The Balance of Dark and Light |
One of my favorite cendancers. A grand simplicity. Maybe it's just her symmetry? For most of the dancers I favored more naturalistic poses--people are rarely symmetrical--but I imposed symmetry on Suplica purely for engineering reasons, to make that long cantilever stable so she could float midair...
Suplica in Balance of Dark and Light | Suplica's gold eyes | Suplica in The Brass Sun |
...only to find it worked esthetically too.
Suplica in The Brass Sun, a wry prayer against sandstorms, Port Dlemu, Tuan Desert, Kakalea |
Zara's name derives from zaraaf, the Arabic word distorted in English to "giraffe". Zara's pelt is reticulate (fishnet-patterned), like a giraffe.
Zara in Rain, Fertilize Me! | Zara's blue, whiteless eyes | Zara in Some in Pokta Like it Hot |
Zara clearly is from hot savanna country where a giraffe would feel at home. Long and lanky for heat dispersion--and perhaps so she can reach well into trees. When she rears up, her hands can pick fruit well over 3m up (say 11'). She is her own ladder.
Zara: handstand | Zara in I Make Things Rise | Zara & Ken in Summer Savanna |
Of course it's easy to forget that all these cendancers are taller than they seem. Standing on all fours, their normal stance, they average about 150 cm tall (5'); but stretched out or reared up on hind legs, human-style, their long torsos alone are 150-180 cm (5-6')--add those long legs and their heads are 240-270 cm up (8-9'). Zara's just the one dancer who reveals their full height.
These five figures were my first experimental cendancers, done February-July 2011, just before I tried Barbies as an armature. Structures and materials vary greatly:
Abyssia |
As a group, these non-doll Cendancers had traits in common: less human faces, digitigrade legs (their hind legs have that extra "backward" joint humans lack--well, it's hidden in our heel), and cat/doglike paws.
Because they look so different from the Barbies, I ended up not placing them on the world I built for the later Barbie troupe, Kakalea. Fear not. A non-Barbie centauroid world, Abyssia, is nearly finished--a variant Earth where insects have four limbs and vertebrates six. It will have quite a few intelligent birds, and three intelligent centauroid mammals:
This gallery is not alphabetical but chronological, since these sculptures show my steps toward building reliable centaurs.
Parda's name derives from Latin pard, a leopard or other big cat. And Parda, though centauroid, is unquestionably feline, far more than equine.
Parda was the first centauroid dancer I built. I wasn't sure such a freestanding, baseless sculpture could balance firmly on just three feet.
And Parda did have problems at first. Her material (spackle from a hardware store) was heavy and tough and didn't crack--quite a nice sculptural material, all in all--but even with metal bones (coathanger), her legs had a little flex in them, so over time they tended to sprawl until she got wobbly. I inserted long steel nails like shin-splints, strengthening her legs; that stabilized her.
Parda's small, just child-size to the other figurines. I didn't yet know the series would be Barbie-sized. Her hobbitude is fortunate--her main component, spackle, is quite dense, so if I'd made Parda Barbie-scale she'd weigh 2-3 times what she does; I suspect I couldn't have stabilized her sprawl-problem... or I'd need to graft on stiff stumpy elephant legs. And I wanted Parda free to really dance. As Emma Goldman said: "If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution."
Parda in unknown show 2 | Parda in unknown show 2 | Parda in unknown show 2 |
Parda is a leptaur, a leopard-sized omnivorous feline native to my version of Atlantis on Abyssia. Well, and nearby Azorea. And a lot of port towns all over the world (range map)... Parda can't swim well (you try floating with no fat and muscles of heavy spackle) but she can climb rigging better than you. Sailing is a kind of dance.
Dzoa's name derives from Chinese "zuó" (pronounced "dzoh?" with a questioning tone), meaning "sit", since her primary pose is that of a reclining cat.
Don't bother clicking Dzoa's dances and plays yet--all I have yet are the bare titles.
Dzoa in I Turn As Leaves Turn | Dzoa, a portrait | Dzoa in Roll with the Thunder |
Dzoa has a centauroid body-plan and a full, rather horselike tail, but she's far more feline than equine. Like Parda, Dzoa's a leptaur, a native of the Atlantean hemisphere on Abyssia, homeworld of these non-Barbie centauroids.
Unlike her predecessor, Dzoa's nearly as large as the Barbie centaurs that came later. Not quite, but I was gaining confidence.
Caryatids, below, will be a furry Isadora Duncan-ish ballet staged (as the name suggests) in a land with a rather Greek culture--due to its Mediterranean climate. The southwest shore of Atlantis and attendant islands, I think--relatively warm and dry, downwind of the main landmass.
Inland, the Sargasso Desert at the feet of the Puerto Rico Range will inspire a sultry piece about desert lakes and mirages...
Dzoa in Caryatids | Dzoa in Sargasso Mirage | Dzoa in Gift of a Rose |
On the other hand, Lonely Teardrop, below, will be a piece about Dzoa's native hemisphere on Abyssia, which (aside from Atlantis and its many satellites) is nearly all sea. She'll dance in hops and leaps analogous to the long rather hazardous voyages her people risk. The piece will raise up a serious point--we all know a dry world's a dead world, but can otherwise life-friendly planets have too much water? If so... is Earth?
But I don't know yet where that show will be staged on Abyssia--well, somewhere off Atlantis, but which lonely northern isle? I need to decide, explore the idea, and lay in photos of the dance, maybe quote a song about the loneliness of the blue teardrop that's Abyssia, and, and... sigh!
Eight such dances for this little bio alone! Not enough hours, braincells... chocolate.
Dzoa in Love is a Stretch | Dzoa in Lonely Teardrop | Dzoa in Winter or Spring? |
Dzoa was partly inspired by a painting I saw years ago posted on VCL--Steve Gallaci's "Homo Cetacea Pose", his conception of a pensive mer-orca:
Very different hind-anatomy, but a similar pose, face, sidelong gaze, two-tone coloration... and, I suspect, similar personalities.
Pina's name derives from "supine", lying on one's back, which she does, seductively, in her 'rest" position. I feared she'd be good for only the one pose, but to my surprise she turned out to have some surprising dance moves.
Pina in Wing-Envy | Pina in Love in the Grass | Pina, portrait |
Pina is I think the least Barbie-like of all the cendancers. Structurally she's rather equine--face, digitigrade limbs, horsetail--but in subtler ways she reveals a distinct felinity (tiger stripes, cat-paws, cat-flexibility, cat-sensuality).
As with Dzoa and the other non-Barbie dancers, don't click on Pina's shows yet; they're still under construction.
Pina in Wing-Envy | Pina in Love in the Grass | Pina in Love in the Grass |
Pina's close in spirit to the Barbie dancers who were soon to follow, but despite her basic centauroid structure, she's just too physically different to be close kin.
Pina in Gift of a Rose | Pina in Wing-Envy | Pina in Moon Rising |
Pina's so different you can see why I felt I had to build another world where she and people like her could plausibly evolve: Abyssia. The four dances she's shown in here have yet to be documented; all I know right now is that they'll be scattered across the southern hemisphere, centered on Agassiz, the continent (near our New Zealand) where Pina's people evolved.
Riraa's name derives from her rampant stance--the only dancer rearing entirely on her hind legs. You'll notice these aren't Barbie legs with their humanoid feet (the technical word is plantigrade, "heelwalking", as in humans and elephants) but digitigrade, "toe-walking", like horses. Though Riraa's feet aren't equine hooves but wide paws, more like a lynx or snow leopard. This helped her grasp the ground and improve balance--needed with that strong curve. And her tail's not Barbie hair but solid Paperclay (a bit like Sculpey); I needed a solid, rather bushy tail for a firm tripod. A slender feline tail or a marelike tail of mere Barbie hair would just be too weak.
Riraa in Circumsian Expedition | Riraa in Spring Up! | Spots are natural; rings are dye |
Sculpture's a funny art, more like bridge-building than drawing or painting (or live dance!) Engineering considerations come first. "Is she beautiful?" has to wait its turn behind the fundamental question: "Will she fall down?"
Riraa backstage rolling | Riraa in Spring Up! |
Riraa's the only one of the non-Barbie cendancers who slipped into Kakalea, the online world I built for the Barbie centauroids--she shows up at a spring festival here, an arctic expedition there, without explanation for her feline face and horselike hind legs.
She'll eventually find a more substantial home on the other world I'm building with some centauroid lifeforms, Abyssia. But I suspect her little vignettes on Kakalea will remain. Just one more unexplained anomaly. Tourist? Immigrant? Freaky minority?
Why not? Worlds are big, complex... mysterious. Perfect consistency is a sign of fiction.
Hashi's name derives from Japanese; it means both bridge and chopstick. Both are appropriate. She crouches and stretches lengthwise; the span between her feet is the longest of any cendancer, by far. A suspension bridge! Her stance simultaneously crouches and reaches high.
Why "chopstick"? Well, her bones are made of them. Saved from sushi dinners. Always recycle!
Hashi in Tree of Time | Hashi in Desert Light | Hashi in Simplicity City |
Hashi's thorax is proportionally small, like classic Greek centaurs, but unlike the Barbie cendancers, where the doll-proportions enforce a more humanlike ratio (not human of course; Barbies have always been insanely leggy). Hashi's upper body is modest enough that without her arms and with a deerlike head instead of her rather canine face, she could almost pass at a distance for a long-necked antelope.
Hashi in Leaf-Fall | Hashi in Sundazzled | Hashi in The Mariana Mountains |
Hashi's lower body--her support--is crouching, but with her hindquarters up. In an animal this would read as playful but possibly sexual as well. But Hashi's arms, head and face are aimed upward; her expression looks more spiritual than seductive.
It's almost as if sex and play are the base supporting her spirituality, not distracting her from it.
No ulterior message here, no no!
Hashi in Burst Through Old Snow | Hashi in Atolls | Hashi in Burst Through Old Snow |
Hashi is big--1/4 lifesize, not 1/6 or so like the Barbies. So even though she's the only non-Barbie who's hollow, she's quite heavy. Look up the cube/square law! I wanted to try a larger piece, but I worried about needing heavy supports, so I tried to make her armature very light. Her bones are chopsticks, her muscles crumpled masking tape, her skin caulk (yep, from a caulking gun). About a tenth the cost of Sculpey, Paperclay or acrylic sculpture gel, and just as strong. Because she's hollow her legs can be slender yet bear the weight.
She's not the biggest centaur I've built. Not by a long shot. Insights from her construction went into the building of my latest sculptural project: Silky, a freestanding posable plushie cattaur 150 cm (five feet) tall... wood bones, steel joints, dense foamrubber muscles, hand-sewn fake-fur coat.
I'm still finishing up that little experiment--not just Silky but four sister Foam Furs.
The Chimeras are made of spare parts from the Barbies mutilated in the making of the Cendancers. Building each centaur takes two Barbies, wasting a head, two arms and two breasts. Multiply by 21 centaurs and you see the recycling problem! I built up a huge Arms Stockpile (fear me, world leaders!) It got to be quite a gruesome body-parts heap, with disturbing connotations of Violence Against Tiny Plastic Women. I got landfill-guilt, too. "Barbie Forever" is a decent slogan but "Barbie Parts Forever"...
So, in a bout of Special Creation, I played God, or at least Frankenstein. You'll notice that on average the chimeras are leg-poor and arm-rich. Think of them as shaped by their environment--the particular nature of their body-parts heap. Octana, Tiara and Bulba reduced the Arms Stockpile, and thus the risk of an Arm-ageddon.
I've tried to make them sculptures, not mere Postmodern Assemblages, but while Pelva, Tenta, Octana, and Trifida at least bow at unity and evolutionary plausibility, Tiara and especially Bulba are jarring. But then so are the Platypus, the Blue-Arsed Mandrill, the Hairy Armpit, the Vice-President... oh, there's copious real-world evidence for a Creator, for Design. Just not Intelligent Design. Nietsche was timid. God is dumb.
Octana's name derives from her number of limbs. Or does it? She's high-octane too. Way more energetic than your average tree-climbing, cartwheeling Octopus Barbie.
Octana will evolve on some deep-sea archipelago--not Tahiti, more like the Galapagos--call it Biariti. My best guess: a centauroid castaway survived by dabbling around the pools and climbing trees--limbs were advantageous but all that torso was not. A mutation lost or compressed the reduplication of torso-segments that creates centaurism; this mutant ancestor may have looked almost like Shiva the Dancer, with an Earthlike single torso but extra limbs at hips and shoulders. But once you've suppressed one body-segment, others can go... Limbs get retained, vertebrae and redundant pelvises don't, until...
Octana at home | Octana runs by cartwheeling |
Are Octopians doomed to marginality? Small and weak next to a centaur, but looks are deceiving. Her folk will find work on centaur-crewed sailing ship, up in the rigging. They can climb (and survive falls) where 'taurs cannot. Eventually, octopian sailors will be common all over the tropics.
Later still--millennia perhaps, but at some point in deep time it will happen--Darwin has spoken!--an Octopian sailor will jump ship and get stuck in a logging port in the shadow of a temperate rainforest--redwoods, or the equivalent. Let's call this gloomy place the Nutwood. Out of sheer boredom our sailor will climb a giant just to get some sun. She notices the crowns bear nuts, and symbiotic berry bushes grow all over (their debris creates a moist sponge saving the big trees the trouble of pulling all their water up from that gloomy floor--this happens with redwoods too). Food orgy! Warm and well-fed, she'll shout "Eureka!" and come down to write home--spreading the gospel about the true Octopia--and the great trees go from endangered (cut for mere lumber) to lovingly tended. Sky-farms!
Hmm. A lesson about nuts, or vision, or nuts with vision, but I'm not sure what the moral is. Patience?
Pelva's name derives from pelvis, of course. She's so stripped-down to essentials that it's hard to see what other feature you could name her for. Her defining characteristic is that other features just aren't there. I suppose she could've been called Cauda (Latin for tail); hers is long and prehensile. Or Absentia, I guess. But then the phrase in absentia would acquire... kinky connotations. We are not that sort of website. A sexy site, but an innocently sexy site.
Pelva of Ksurbai | Pelva in A Farewell to Arms | Pelva's prehensile tail |
Pelva is, I think, an island oddity like the marine iguanas of the Galapagos--at home in Ksurbai, Pelva will have no predators. Trusting as a dodo! But Pelva's still agile. Think of Ksurbans as the Barbie equivalent of the ostrich--fast, nearly as fast as centaurs, and with greater endurance--a Ksurban can walk or jog all day. Why not? They're not lugging much weight up top, after all; and their small, vertical body plan radiates heat better than centaurs, and doesn't pick up much noon heat from the sun, either. Cold spell? Just wrap that big tail around you!
Really, except for the clumsiness of her tailhand, Pelva has no reason to mourn her lacks. Simplicity is bliss!
Indeed, to Pelva, we may all seem centaurs--that is, creatures of excess. Crawling with redundancy.
Tenta's name derives from tentacle, of course. But the provenance of that tentacle is strange. All the other cendancers' body parts were bought or given to me; but Tenta's origin was Fate.
I was walking with the poet Patagia in Holly Park Circle, in San Francisco; I saw a red rubber octopus tentacle on the grass. Popped it on my finger and walked on round the hilltop, critiquing Patagia's latest rough draft.
A dog saw my suckered hand and bristled, horrified--saw it as part of my body! I was a monster!
Startling to see through the dog's eyes so clearly, but I did.
So I wondered... "What if I were the appendage and the tentacle the body?" And so...
Love-duet of Tenta (sea) and Filia (land) from The Little Shoremaid | ||
Like the other Chimeras, Tenta will evolve somewhere deeply isolated--say, the Isle of Leira. Equally at home in air or water, trees or tidepools, but strictly coastal. And her amphibious flexibility has a price; Tenta's slow and small by centaur standards. But then, the Cendancers would see all Earth critters as disabled, lacking dedicated hands--just clumsy hand-feet constrained by their other vital functions from developing into a sophisticated hand. It's true even of apes. Elephants do have one, and humans stood up to gain two--at the price of backaches and hard births. In contrast, centauroids have always had two efficient, dedicated hands.
We live on the Island of Misfit Toys. But without proper Science Fictional Estrangement (Hello, Barbie), you'd never notice.
Trifida's name derives from John Wyndham's old apocalyptic novel Day of the Triffid, with its weird tripod life-forms. Her peculiar, minimalist body evolved in a deeply isolated island group like Hawai'i or the Galapagos or New Zealand, where species settle and... change.
Of course, on a more cynical level, Trifida didn't evolve, but was created by a Stupid Designer. Because building a single Barbie centaur takes two dolls and wastes one head and two arms. Multiply by 21 centaurs and you see the recycling problem! Octana, Tiara and Bulba put a big dent in the Arms Stockpile, but there are plenty left. Trifida helped.
Trifida's comfortably ambulatory and neatly streamlined down to essentials. If concision is a virtue, Trifida's a structural saint! Sensing, speech, eating, locomotion, reproduction, nursing, even basic tool-use, all in an incredibly light package. The perfect balloonist, the lightest ballerina, the ideal astronaut!
Trifida of Thathai |
While a perfectly viable creature on her lonely predator-free island, Trifida could never compete (at running or dexterity) with the tall Barbie Cendancers just a few days' sail away. And because her hands are preoccupied--on their way to becoming mere feet--I doubt she'll ever build that ship.
In my quest to find uses for leftover Barbie breasts, shoulders, arms and necks (those phallic things), I may have gone too far. Tiara uses several pair of each, plus a rather alarming seventh arm. I guess Tiara is hermaphroditic? Hard to say just how that equipment works. But s/he seems to be working it... in public...
Tiara's name derives from her crown--the largest, showiest body-covering worn by anyone in the series. Practically clothing!
I suspect Tiara's species evolved, or devolved, on an archipelago even more isolated than those of the other Barbie chimeras--let's call them the Uups Islands. Here, the basic centaurian framework has been preserved, but only the letter of the law, not its spirit. These Uupians, faced with no enemies and no challenges, became, in a word, inept. Island dwarfism is the least part of it; these stumpy, clumsy, oversexed centauroids look just as weird to the mainland Barbie centaurs as they do to us.
But Tiara can dance! Because... "It ain't the meat, it's the motion."
I just now realized--three years after building Tiara--that she's based on a recurrent nightmare I had at age four or five. As kindergartners, we were forced at recess into a transmogrifier that turned us naked, waddling, with fat short legs, big bellies (and fat breasts on the girls), and genitals (male or female) swollen big as our torso, dragging on the ground (ow). But that wasn't the nightmare. It was that we still had to go through our school day, enduring classmates' stares and nudges, acting as if nothing was wrong.
I think the nightmare was triggered by my seeing a picture of a man with elephantiasis, who had to carry his grotesquely swollen penis around in a wheelbarrow.
Anyway, Tiara has the same stumpy waddling gait... and other features.
Bulba's name derives from her head, built of a flayed Barbie face, a copper wig, and a rubber squeeze-bulb.
Bulba in the wild, showing her arm-tail |
Bulba of 'A'o, a studio portrait |
This righthand shot is an experiment: Bulba's tribe is still in the Stone Age and has no tradition of staged drama or dance; but here Bulba has been treated to a glamorous studio photo session!
Hmm. Maybe not. Let's move on.
Bulba's odalisque | Bulba's wedding ring |
Here's a seductive Bulban odalisque, as she bears her six (eight?) breasts and that... penis? ovipositor? (Barbie neck!) Whatever it is, it must be sexy.
Notable in close-up on right: Bulba has a wedding ring on her tail-hand. Even Bulbas can find mates. Mutants of the world, take heart!
- Find two Barbies with similar hair-color, both deserving to die. If you thought "that would be all Barbies", you are cynical, but may proceed with the recipe.
- Lift up the Barbie with more character in her face unto your right hand, and spare her. For now.
- Grasp the Barbie with the blander smile in your left hand. Saw her in two, cutting armpit to armpit.
- Cast her sappy head and arms into the outer darkness. All you care about is below the neck. You are apparently that sort of deity.
- Glue these loser hindquarters onto the better Barbie's butt.
- Fish the severed head up from the outer darkness. Oops. Next time cast into limbo--easier recall. Snip off falls of hair, and glue them on a bendable wire or nail in successive waves till you've built a tail.
- Drill a hole in the hind-butt but only when other gods won't see, because it looks too kinky. Insert the tail. Ditto.
- Smooth the junction between fore and hind-torsos. You may have to file ragged edges. Think of this as tough love. Caulk the cracks. Let dry.
- Dab thick paint to create spiky fur. Scrape with comb or pins for finer texture. Let dry.
- Paint colors--fur pattern, bare skin, lips, eyes. Let dry.
- Touch gloss on the eyes, lips, nails and elsewhere if she's all excited, or you are. Let dry... et voilà! One Barbietaur.
For example, here's the frankensteining of Fuchsia, that flower-tattooed dancer-explorer who sails up jungle rivers and seduces the sun in metaphysical musicals.
TRIGGER WARNING! if you're about to undergo colonoscopy, skip #4. If you're not, skip #4 anyway. You'll never trust a power drill again.
Here's a parting shot, just to prove the cendancers aren't just furry fetish sculptures fiendishly employed to further the Marriage of Art and Science... they really are Barbies too.
Most of the dioramas and stage-sets the Barbietaurs pose in use one-of-a-kind fabrics (from shibori & tie-dye to op art to full-on quilts) made by my friend Joy-Lily. She teaches workshops in the techniques you see.
Nila in I Married Too Many Rainbows, op-art by Joy-Lily |
Shya in Rose of the Quilted Plain; quilt by Joy-Lily |
1: Kakalea
The Barbie cendancers were first shown at San Francisco's annual Altered Barbie Exhibition in fall 2013. At the time they were a self-contained project, but I was reluctant to price or sell them (driving the poor curator crazy--she needed sales) because in the back of my mind I wanted to photograph them in staged dioramas illustrating a world where these Barbietaurs lived.
To honor Barbie's lameness, I designed the place to be a bit dysfunctional--an Island of Misfit Toys the size of Earth! Let's call it Kakalea--bad Greek for bad luck. Lots of land, but mostly Australias and Antarcticas.
The physical construction of Kakalea was simple--one of the easiest worlds I ever built. I bought an old globe in a yard sale and just started painting on it, enlarging Australia, then adding more desert continents, then even more, in an orgy of orange. My reasons weren't scientific but emotional. I'd just finished Lyr, a huge oceanic super-Earth, and I was sick of blue, blue, blue. I wanted hot. And not a bone-dry world, all red the way Lyr was all green and blue. I wanted CONTRAST. Hot and cool colors. Dry and wet jammed together. I wanted... paradox.
I built the mountains with a tube of thick white paint, mostly right out of the tube, then dabbed at with a stick, pulling the thick paint into sawtooth mountain ranges, which I wanted not just for scenery but to block rain on many coasts. Waited a day and then started painting colors--mostly hot ones. Red & orange deserts rimmed by golden savannas... just narrow green shores framing endless outbacks.
I photographed the globe against black-painted cardboard, and added a little atmospheric haze on the horizons, using GIMP, the open source replacement for Photoshop, which I no longer use. People write to ask me what software creates my planets, even after all these years and all these globes, so I'll spell it out: there's no dataset, no fractal generator, no spherical renderer, NO software at all. It's a physical globe just a foot tall. Think of it as a planetary Barbie doll--it's the same scale!
Here, I'll prove it--
...in some ways. But Kakalea's never had a world war, and probably never will. There's a kindness in Barbie's bimbo smile. Gandhi under the glitz!
Abyssia |
Having built Kakalea for the Barbie figures, I'm currently finishing a second world for the non-Barbies, called Abyssia. It's nearly done--a variant Earth where insects have four limbs and vertebrates six. It will have quite a few intelligent birds, and three intelligent centauroid mammals:
Abyssia's geology, geography, species and cultural basics are done, but as yet Abyssia lacks the elaborately staged dioramas you'll see on Kakalea--I'm still tweaking the sculptures, collecting backdrops, staging and shooting dioramas. Patience!
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