A will for a fortune requires the heir to marry. For sex is moo- lah's prerequisite. And it names a strange executor: a particular kangaroo. I'm surprised: roos so rarely specialize in inheritance law (now boxing, yes). But the will specifies this eccentric legal roo because he can squeak in boudoir windows a horse or fatcat lawyer can't. A roo executor needs of course a masterburglar's skill at the midnight sport. But why don't that will name a primate? Or a talking snake? Adam or Satan, just take your pick-- Old Dickhead or Old Fang Nick-- when you need a slick innate Sill-sneak.

NOTES IN THE MORNING

• Inheritance: I'm watching a TV mystery series, Recipes for Love and Murder. The dream hints it's no crime of passion but about inheritance. We'll see.
• Kangaroo: Recipes is set in South Africa's dry, rugged Karoo. Just add 'nga'! And the marsupial pocket is great for stashing burglar-loot.
• Bipeds or no-peds make the very best burglars: hmm. It's true that cows rarely climb through my windows.
• ACTION: Check my car & house windows. And have lots and lots of sex, I guess. Just in case.

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